Fic recs
BRITANNA
The Girl in Room 17. by mothergoddamn, PG13,Santana Lopez is just your ordinary type of broad, scratching out a living at the New Directions Hotel. It’s rough, she’s tough and there ain’t nothing that’s gonna change. That is, until Tina Cohen-Chang turns up dead in her room… 1940’s AU Noir
TIKE
That joke isn’t funny any more by lookninjas PGShe realizes that Artie is just joking when he calls her “Woman.” She’s just not sure she gets the point of a joke when only one person is laughing.
CRISSCOLFER
Boys On Film, by skintightsocks, NC17, So let me get this straight,” Chris says. “You got there, realized it was porn, and as you were leaving you tripped and fell onto two dicks and they just happened to get it on tape, right?” AKA: Porn star!Darren
GENERAL
You will get Pregnant and die by tamakito, PG13 Spoilers: Up to 2.08.Warnings: Sex talk, extreme second-hand embarrassment, a very very narrow idea of what sex between two guys might consist of and what Kurt’s role in that sex might be due to a) Finn and Puck, and b) the people who know shit not wanting to draw these conversations out.
BLINN
Occupational Hazard by xsaturated NC17
”I’m going to get fired for making out in front of The Swiss Family Robinson.” or, the one where Blaine is the worst librarian you’ll ever meet. Library!AU
Sequel Fe, Fi, Fo fucking Fum
Bonus scene Middle school for I love you.
BLAM
Untitled Blam by icedwhitemocha Sam shares a flat with Blaine and Kurt, and finds one of his roommates more interesting than he should .
PUCK/BLAINE
Smiling like you do by preferthemoss PG Noah Puckerman doesn’t date ok?
Bittersweet Between My Teeth by xsaturated PG13. In which Puck throws some stones, Blaine doesn’t have any shoes and Summer is nearly over but only one of those things actually matters THREESOMES BLAINE/SEBASTIAN/JESSE Anything you can do I can do better by mothergoddamn NC17 Jesse St. James and Sebastian Smythe both want into Blaine’s highwater pants. He’s oblivious and doesn’t take them seriously, so he won’t pick one. The obvious answer? Jesse and Sebastian must whip out their greatest competitive skills, sexy and otherwise FINN/PUCK/BLAINE Kiss With a Fist, by skintightsocksFinn/Puck/Blaine, (with implied Klaine) PG-13 ”Oh my god,” Blaine says. He might have fantasized about a situation like this years ago but now he’s with Kurt. Blaine doesn’t, to his knowledge, harbor a secret crush on either Puck or Finn, but Kurt is gone and the Xbox is broken and Blaine supposes he can at least humor them.
KLAINE
HUMOR
Ooh La La by Aeria M The girls at McKinley discuss blowjobs and Kurt can’t help but interrupt because he’s having a frustrating week as it is without having to listen to such utter crap.
thank you for being a friend by sotto voice
[Santana/ofc, Kurt/Blaine, Rachel/Finn; PG-13]
Over the course of the summer, Santana steadily becomes less of an enigma to Blaine. Mostly because she keeps walking into the employee-only area at Six Flags and also crashing his dates.
When We Drink We Do It Right, by skintightsocks Kurt/Blaine/Finn, PG-13,“He’s so tall,” Blaine says, pulling back and blinking up at Kurt. “And you’re brothers.” He slips his hand down Kurt’s side and slides it under the leather of his holster, holding him in place. “You’re brothers and we’re cuddling,” Blaine says, sounding entirely too pleased with himself.
You’ve Already Got a Notion,by skintightsocks Kurt/Blaine & Puck/Lauren, PG,“Fine, you’re a sex pervert with a heart of gold, Puck, whatever. But I don’t appreciate you two taking advantage of Blaine’s trusting nature.” AKA: Puck and Lauren try to recruit Blaine into their Twilight roleplay. It goes about as well as can be expected.
The Pip With Pizzazz,by seaouryou, Klaine+Jesse with an annoying Jessie and how he ruins Pip Pip Hooray.
They Only Want You For Your Brains by mothergoddamn and rebness, PG13, Klaine/Finchel/others.The Glee kids have a new challenge on the horizon. A shuffling, angry, zombie challenge.
The Dark Side of the Blaine by mothergoddamn, R, When Blaine was good, he was very, very good. But when he was bad Kurt Hummel loved it
The Dapper Highwayman by mothergoddamn, R, Heading back from college for the summer, Kurt decides to pick up a hitchhiker. And gets a lot more than a travelling companion
Sequel The Lima Job
Mi casa es su casa by mothergoddamn, PG13 AU,Kurt Hummel is trying to make a fast buck by renting out his apartment to those who need a little privacy. What could possibly go wrong?
Grace Kelly by lifeluver, K+, Nobody questions Kurt Hummel’s fashion sense. Especially not his boyfriend.
Freak in the Evening (klaine, Santana NC17) by regala electra She has to get out of here if only to protect herself from hearing really awkward, mushy sex. Santana stumbles into the wrong hotel room and overhears things. Sexy, spanking things. Perhaps she makes an audio recording but in her defense, she did need a new ringtone for Blaine’s calls.
Romance (in lack of a better definition)
Illicit (or ‘Five times Kurt and Blaine smoked marijuana together and one time things got a little more out of hand’) by Emilianadarling. NC-17, ”Blaine leans close enough that their mouths are only an inch apart – and exhales a long stream of smoke right into Kurt’s mouth. Kurt learns about something the Warblers occasionally do at their parties, and it doesn’t take long before Kurt and Blaine take it over as something special they share together”
The Fiddler and the Maestro by shia labeuf NC17 Symphony AU. Kurt is the 27-year-old first violinist and concertmaster of the Oregon Symphony Orchestra in Portland. Blaine arrives in town to guest conduct their concert of Holst’s The Planets
Little Numbers by iknowitainteasyAU: Blaine sends a text message to a wrong number by accident. Things progress from there.
ANGST
A comet appears by lifeluver
A high, persistent beeping interrupts his dreams of summer love and musicals and picnics in the grass until the sun goes down.Character Death ANGST
Tip/tilt by rainjoywriting
ANGST minor character death
Mental by chambergambit , PG13,Angst, and lots of it. AU. Kurt works as a nurse in a mental institution. Blaine is a patient, who thinks it’s a school.
But with a whimper by of-a-crescento, R, Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand.The only problem?Kurt and Blaine don’t have each other’s names on their hands.
my body betrays me by emilianadarling, NC-17, AU dubcon Kartofsky/ Klaine, Kurt’s been in a secret relationship with his roommate at Dalton for months. That would be fine… if he wanted any of it. If he could say no, and if Dave would listen. If he were with Blaine, his wonderful friend from the school’s glee club, instead
Looking for a happy ending by firefly_ca, NC17, AU. Blaine Anderson hasn’t been Blaine Anderson for 8 years. He doesn’t remember much about his old family and his life before he moved in with the man he calls his father. Together they move from town to town, always drifting before Blaine can get too familiar with his surroundings. Then one day they end up in Lima, Ohio, and Blaine finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew.
Roses in December by ckofshadows T, Klaine, ”I don’t even know what I’m looking for, really, but I’m positive that I’ll know it when I see it”. In which Blaine has amnesia, and Kurt has a broken heart.
You Belong to Me by mothergoddamn, Klaine, Kartofsky, Blaineofsky Everyone knows that bond-servants get what they get. When Blaine enters the picture, it’s harder to remember that. Slave AU.
The Time Traveller’s Heart by AlishaTorn Blaine feels the tug in his gut, the slow/fast spin of the world as he tumbles out of his time and into another, landing in an awkward sprawl on the grass. He’s naked and shivering; the air is cold. Sequel: the time traveller’s soul
POSESSIVENESS
What’s Mine (Isn’t Yours) by emilianadarling, PG13, onesided Kartofsky/Klaine ,”On Blaine’s first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky wantshis boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can’t seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.”
Postmarks (Kurt/Blaine, G) by flaming muse The line at the post office was slow that afternoon after school.Spoilers: episode tag for 3x07 (“I Kissed A Girl”)
You Know Your Place In The Sky, by skintightsocks Kurt/Blaine, Rachel PG-13“Where is all this coming from? Of course you’re going to be a star, Rachel, we all are. We’re one of a kind, there’s no one else out there like— Kurt?” Blaine breaks off, staring in horror as Kurt’s face crumples and he starts to cry too.
SMUT (WITH PLOT!)
One Million Invisible Lines by the Cimmerians NC17“No,” Kurt said, his voice soft and, to his own ears, ridiculously high. “I just… I’d seen your arms. Most of them. I, uh, extrapolated the rest. Mentally. And I… obviously my extrapolator is broken, because… God, I want to lick you everywhere—” He stopped and bit his lip and forced himself to look away, because the nervous part of him had gotten knocked sprawling by the stampeding nympho at the end, there.
Complex by fabfemmeboy, NC17 The way Kurt was running hot and cold when it came to sex, Blaine was starting to get a complex – or start singing Katy Perry
23:28 by Cimmerians NC17 In which KLaine try and try to lose their virginities, but keep getting cockblocked by the malevolent forces of the universe- until they succeed.
Any Eden we can name by the Cimmerians NC17
“Oh. Oh, Kurt. You don’t… you mean, um—”
“Yes, Blaine,” Kurt snapped. “I mean dominant, like—Kurt, get on your knees and suck my cock”
All I See Is You by skintightsocks Kurt/Blaine, NC-17 Kurt isn’t sure when this became, like, a thing for him, but he’s so used to seeing Blaine polished and put together that seeing him with wild hair and glasses and sleep clothes,Kurt’s clothes, is kind of driving him crazy.
Perfect In My Mind, by skintightsocksKurt/Blaine, NC-17,Kurt never thought that losing one’s virginity would take so much planning. He was prepared for the “Are we ready?” talk and the “Let’s be safe!” talk and all the other stuff he knew would be coming, but he wasn’t expecting to have to pull out strategic military planning just to get the chance. AKA: Kurt and Blaine trying and failing to lose their virginities until they succeed, with feelings and misunderstandings and shenanigans and Puckermans along the way.part 2 part 3
And we’ll never miss a party by fleerdelisee, NC17,New Directions is having a party and with too much alcohol comes terrible game ideas, or the one where Santana dares Kurt to go down on Blaine.
AUs DTFIOC (That Are Difficult to Fit In One Category)
Paper/soap by neaf Fight Club AU NC17 (makes sense even if you haven’t watched/read Fight Club. Well. As much sense as Fight Club makes anyway.) “Kurt Hummel works in an office in New York. He doesn’t care about his job, his co-workers or his home, wandering through life numbly accepting of whatever comes his way. Until he meets Blaine Anderson.
Part 1: the first rule
Part 2:You have to fight
Deleted scene: tabletops
Good(you know what I mean) by anonymous, T And the sequel, No Object of Lust, NC17
A 50’s bad!boy Kurt. It’s regularly updated. (A little difficult to guide through because of the thread – “expand” and refreshing pages is your friend *wink wink nudge nudge*- but totally worth it)
Always Here In The Silence by Cimmerians, NC17, Nerd!Blaine, Badass!Kurt
The noise was a motorcycle, low and black and covered with chrome, and of course it pulled into the spot right next to his, the deafening engine revving briefly before turning off. The person riding it kicked down the kickstand, but stayed straddling the bike while working off a shiny black helmet with a full faceplate. Blaine was half-amused, half-dismayed at this up-close-and-personal sneak-peek he was getting at McKinley High’s answer to James Dean—only then the helmet came off and the most beautiful boy Blaine had ever seen in his entire, entire life patted his perfect hair back into place, latched his helmet to the bike, and lit up a cigarette
Grace in Your Heart by flysparkle, NC17 Stripper AU When financial crisis threatens to shut down a privately funded arts program, Blaine has to decide how far he’s willing to go in order to save it.
Art or nothing by Wolcott, K+,AU. Kurt is an art student, Blaine is a figure model.
fashion night out! series by fleerdelisee, NC-17Of course, everyone in the industry hates him. Seeing Kurt’s name alongside yours only means one thing: as hard as you’ll try, he’ll steal the show part one part two part three
For Which I Have to Howl by Emilianadarling, NC17, Klaine/other pairings, Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting a strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help the problem, but the process proves to be more complicated – both physically and emotionally – than either of them could have imagined.
Not Keen on Tuesdays, Either by mothergoddamn and rebness, NC17 dark!fic but surprisingly funny, Klaine/Finchel/Britanna/onesided Kartofsky, When the students of McKinley High are staring death in the face, who will live to tell the tale
Until My Dying Breath by emilianadarling,NC17, dubcon Klaine, AU,”On his way home from campus to his apartment on the Upper East Side, Blaine Anderson happens to come across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn’t take long, though, for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into a twisted dance of fear and heat and blood”
(Def)inition NC17 by hedgerose
Blaine is fifteen years old and he hasn’t seen anyone in three days except for Thomas, his mother’s Def.
Warnings: implied non-con (nothing happens on-screen), consent issues, explicit discussion of suicide, slavery.
Once Upon, Klaine Enchanted by neaf Kurt Hummel loves New York, loves his job and his life in the city, but while everybody around him is lost in the fairytale of love, Kurt’s alone. That is, until the night the world drops an actual fairytale right in his lap
KIDDY!KLAINE
Be my best friend by Keitorin Asthore, K+,Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn’t expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine.
